Life hacks are always known to be awesome; they are handy tips that help you to get rid of all the boring stuff, and get it over with much quicker, providing you with important stuff to do with your life later on. They might include playing with your dog or even saving the world.

Some of these life hacks, however, sadly are not exactly the correct ones, but rather a parody. They are extremely useless, but they can definitely make you laugh uncontrollably. That is a good thing, right? This is the sequel to our previous pro-tip shit list which was widely popular!

Go down the post and see some of the absurdity in life hacks, but remember to never take any table advice from this post; some of them are actually dangerous!

Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

Non-Smoker Hack

Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don’t Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

If It Works It Isn’t Stupid

Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash

Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely

Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake

If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%

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